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How are you, crazy cult film--

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cult fans, man?

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I'm Craig Muckler.

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.BZ

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I'm King of the B movies.

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I welcome you to yet another
Polonia Brothers Entertainment

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show fest.

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I want you to sit down and
enjoy this crazy fun film.

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Maybe have a joint,
or a beer, or pretend

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I'm sitting right next to you.

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As you know, I'm crazy, right?

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After all, this
inspired movie is by--

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inspired by Edgar Allen
Poe and Lovecraft.

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I was told I'm a
reincarnation of them.

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Certainly my films are.

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[LAUGHS] It's like my
cult, theatrical cult film

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microwave massacre.

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Well, this will be a thrill
of a lifetime, this film.

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Sit down.

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Relax.

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And if you don't like it,
well it's not my fault.

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Oh, and if you're really
too afraid of this film,

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you can turn it off and watch
Microwave Massacre or Malibu

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High.

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I will not tell the producers.

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NARRATOR: Eternal brew the
shadows on the surround

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Dreaming of centuries
that have gone before

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Great elms rise solemnly
by slab and mound

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Arched high above a
hidden world of yore.

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Around all the scene a
light of memory plays

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And dead leaves whisper
of departed days

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Longing for sights and
sounds that are more

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Lonely and sad a specter
glides along aisles

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Where of old his
living footsteps fell.

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No common glance discerns him

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Though his song peals
down through time

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With a mysterious spell

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Only the few whose
sorcery secret know

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The spy amidst these tombs

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The shade of Poe.

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Boo.

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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[HEAVY BREATHING]

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[WIND BLOWING]

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[HEAVY BREATHING]

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[EVIL LAUGHING]

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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[HEAVY BREATHING]

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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[HEAVY BREATHING]

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[GLASS BREAKING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[THUMP]

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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[WHISPERED CHANTING]

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[LOUD FOOTSTEPS]

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Lonely and sad, a specter
glides along aisles

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Where of old his
living footsteps fell

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No common glance discern him

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Though his song peals
down through time

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With a mysterious spell.

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Eternal brood, the
shadow on this ground

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Dreaming of centuries
that have gone before

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Great elms rise solemnly
by slab and mound

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Arched high above a
hidden world of yore.

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Round all the scene a
light of memory plays

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And dead leaves whisper
of departed days

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Longing for sights and sounds

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That are no more.

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Only the dew whose
sorcery secret know

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a spy amidst tombs

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The shadow of Poe

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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[DOOR SQUEAKS]

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FRANK (OVER PHONE): So bottom
line, Mark, it's a $3 million

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budget.

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The sequels to Spookies
is box office gold.

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If you want to
direct, let me know.

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$3 million.

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I could make 300
movies for that much.

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Oh, we just want to
make one good movie.

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Let me know what you think.

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Will do, Frank.

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Take care.

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[KNOCK]

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[GASP]

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Hello.

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Jesus Christ.

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Scare people often?

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Sorry.

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Is this still a good Time

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Good time?

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Why did you want to meet
in the middle of nowhere?

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I just wanted to
make sure it was safe.

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Safe from whom?

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See, this is what I
want to talk to you about.

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You're a filmmaker, and
I have a story for you

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to make into a movie.

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Look, sweetie.

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Thanks for the
offer, but I don't

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finance other people's movies.

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Why don't you go write
a book or something?

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Trust me, you're going
to want to hear this pitch.

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Does it have anything to do
with the 1986 movie Spookies?

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What?

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Never mind.

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Look, if you can
pitch me your story

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before I'm done with my
emails, you have my attention.

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It all began just
a few weeks ago.

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CRAZY KENNY (ON RADIO):
Good morning, Cape Cod.

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It's spring break.

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Do you know where
your daughter is?

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Crazy Kenny does.

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Hey, that's me.

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[CHUCKLES] It's a beautiful,
sunny, 87 degree beach

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weather day in Cancun, Mexico.

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While up here, it's brisk
and 38 degrees in the shade

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and even colder in the woman.

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I see you met my wife.

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Tonight's forecast will be
dark, but right now the sun

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is out and trying its best.

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But hey, slow down.

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Take a breath.

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Keep the window
rolled up and relax.

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You're in Cape Cod now, baby.

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I'll take the wheel.

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You just keep listening.

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And Crazy Kenny will get
you where you want to go.

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And hey, if you drive off the
road, you are still on the Cape.

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So where else other
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would you rather be?

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Hey, we got the tunes.

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We get the motion
down by the ocean.

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It's Crazy Kenny.

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It's time to party, let loose
and forget about your day job.

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What job?

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Sit back and enjoy the
ride while it lasts.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Oh, you've got to
be kidding me, Sarah.

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What the fuck?

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What?

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It's winter, and this is
nowhere south of the Rio Grande.

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Levi, we agreed to this.

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Everything here is half off.

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And it's half dead too, Sarah.

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Everybody left for
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I like it, I mean,
it's not the Catskills

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where Dutch and Petey
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Exactly, plus, we're
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get drunk and stupid
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Speak for yourself.

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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[STATIC]

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KRISPER THE CLOWN (ON TV): You
are watching Outer Cape News.

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Good morning.

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Morning, morning, morning.

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Bless your soul.

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Salutations and hello.

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[LAUGHS] What a day we
have, another beautiful day,

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both spiritually
and weather related.

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For those who work
in an office setting,

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you will be pleased to
know that mercury is

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no longer in retrograde, whoo!

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All electronic devices
should be in order.

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For those of you who
rely on the temperature,

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high 35, low 22, with the
potential of light snow

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this evening.

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Wind gusts will be
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[LAUGHS]

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With more on today's forecast,
we'll check back with you

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later in the day.

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[STATIC]

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[WAVES CRASHING]

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Harbor.

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Hey Coast Guard, all clear.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[STATIC]

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CHRISTOPHER SETTERLUND
(ON PODCAST):

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Hello world, and welcome
to In My Footsteps podcast.

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I am Christopher
Setterlund, coming to you

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from the vacation
destination known

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as Cape Cod, Massachusetts.

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This week's show is going
to be an excellent show.

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It's going to be about
famous authors who have

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visited Cape Cod in the past.

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But before we get
into that, I've

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So let's get into this show.

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Provincetown has had many, many
visitors throughout the years,

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but many don't know that two
notorious New England authors

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of the 19th and 20th centuries
both visited there under very

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strange circumstances.

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We'll start in 1826
with Edgar Allen Poe.

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He took a ferry from
Boston to Land's End

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for what he called an
ongoing investigation.

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He spent only a few days
there, and very little

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is known about what he did,
what he was investigating.

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Now let's move forward 100
years, HP Lovecraft, 1926.

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He spent a few days in
Provincetown that summer,

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wandering the dunes.

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He was seen on multiple
occasions shopping,

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taking strolls.

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And much like Poe, it is
said that Lovecraft was also

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conducting his own research
on another investigation.

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Now, 100 years later,
you've got to ask yourself,

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what were they looking for?

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[STATIC]

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This sucks.

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I'm so unhappy.

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What is it now?

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LEVI: I'm cold.

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It's winter on Cape Cod.

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What did you expect?

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It's beautiful.

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Take it all in.

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It's cold.

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Hey, I think I
found something.

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Look what I got!

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Is it contagious?

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What is that?

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Weird.

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Fitzi [INDISTINCT].

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Let's celebrate inside where
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and frost.

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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The stage is now set.

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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[GROWLS]

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Excuse me.

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Would it be too much
if I could bother you

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for like, an autograph?

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Thank you.

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I love The Raven.

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[GRUNTS]

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[BIRD CAWS]

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[HEAVY BREATHING]

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NARRATOR: From even
the greatest of horrors

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Irony is seldom absent.

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The world is indeed comic

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But the joke is on mankind.

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I never ask a man
what his business is,

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For it never interests me.

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What I ask him about are
his thoughts and dreams

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That is not dead.

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[NON-ENGLISH SINGING]

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What the hell are we watching?

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It's called A Cape Cod Piece.

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A piece of what?

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It's a good question.

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I think it's about Cape Cod.

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Could be a piece of chicken.

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Or a piece of ass.

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Maybe it's a piece of shit.

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SARAH: Is there anything else
you can complain about today?

266
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,700
Is clam chowder
all we've got to eat?

267
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,820
Amazing.

268
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:50,568
Can we please get
a pizza tomorrow?

269
00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:54,780
[MUSIC PLAYING]

270
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:57,260
Yes, definitely
a piece of chicken.

271
00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,480
Definitely.

272
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,520
Could we please
watch something else,

273
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,840
anything other than this?

274
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,660
Oh, I love this show.

275
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:26,660
[HOWLS]

276
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:27,760
What the hell is this?

277
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,100
This is Penny Dreadful
Shilling Shockers.

278
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:33,700
She has a public Access TV show
that shows old horror movies.

279
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,957
I was going to guess that.

280
00:18:35,957 --> 00:18:38,442
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

281
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,880
I'm not eating chowder
this entire week.

282
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,700
Seriously, we are
getting a pizza.

283
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:44,600
OK, Levi.

284
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,100
God.

285
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,960
Tomorrow, I will
pick up a pizza.

286
00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:53,800
And how the hell do
we not have any cable?

287
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,880
We have the internet.

288
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:58,840
Be content with that.

289
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,700
Plus, we're here to rehearse,
not watch soap operas.

290
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,795
I like Gru.

291
00:19:03,795 --> 00:19:06,765
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

292
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,545
[BUZZING]

293
00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:35,460
ANNOUNCER (ON COMPUTER):
Chilling Shockers.

294
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,435
[WAVES CRASHING]

295
00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:47,844
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

296
00:19:52,714 --> 00:19:56,090
[GROWLS]

297
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:05,140
NARRATOR: The most merciful
thing in the world, I think,

298
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,220
is the inability
of the human mind

299
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:10,060
to correlate all its contents.

300
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:12,700
We live on a placid
island of ignorance

301
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,940
in the midst of black
seas of infinity.

302
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:19,100
And it was not meant that
we should voyage far.

303
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,900
The sciences, each straining
in its own direction,

304
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:25,540
have hitherto harmed us little.

305
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:27,540
But some day, the
piecing together

306
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:31,140
of dissociated knowledge will
open up such terrifying vistas

307
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,140
of reality and of our
frightful position

308
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:38,500
therein, that we shall either
go mad from the revelation,

309
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,260
or flee from the deadly
light into the peace

310
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:45,549
and safety of a dark new age.

311
00:20:45,549 --> 00:20:48,447
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

312
00:20:51,828 --> 00:20:53,760
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

313
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,740
[VOCALIZING]

314
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:56,716
Gimme, gimme, baby

315
00:20:56,716 --> 00:20:57,712
[VOCALIZING]

316
00:20:57,712 --> 00:20:59,206
Gimme, let me do it.

317
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,076
Gimme, gimme, baby

318
00:21:05,076 --> 00:21:05,940
[VOCALIZING]

319
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:08,700
Gimme, let me do it.

320
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,700
[VOCALIZING]

321
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,940
Gimme gimme, baby

322
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,212
Gimme, let me do it.

323
00:21:16,212 --> 00:21:17,076
Baby

324
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,700
[VOCALIZING]

325
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,700
Gimme, gimme, baby.

326
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:24,816
[VOCALIZING]

327
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,100
What the hell are we doing?

328
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,600
We're making the
best of it, Levi.

329
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,485
We can't go to the beach, so
we're bringing the beach inside.

330
00:21:38,485 --> 00:21:40,360
Can we just cut the
shit and run our lines?

331
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,540
Fine.

332
00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:46,940
Levi killed the
beach party, Fitzi.

333
00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:47,760
Levi.

334
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,100
Life's a beach.

335
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:50,820
Meh!

336
00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:57,784
[WAVES CRASHING]

337
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,540
Once upon a midnight
dreary, while I

338
00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:10,140
pondered, weak and weary,

339
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:13,940
Over many a quaint and curious
volume of forgotten lore--

340
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,560
While I nodded,
nearly napping,

341
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,080
suddenly there came a tapping,

342
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,100
As if someone gently rapping,
rapping at my chamber door.

343
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,800
To some visitor, I muttered,
tapping at my chamber door--

344
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,220
Only this and nothing more

345
00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:28,040
Distinctly, I remember,
it was in the bleak December

346
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,780
And each separate, dying
ember wrought its ghost

347
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:31,980
upon the floor.

348
00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:35,620
Eagerly I wished the morrow--
vainly I had sought to borrow

349
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,320
From my books a
crease of sorrow,

350
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,860
sorrow for the lost Lenore--

351
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:41,760
For the rare and radiant maiden
whom the Angel's name Lenore--

352
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,740
Nameless here forevermore.

353
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:47,300
And the silken sad, uncertain
rustling of each purple curtain

354
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,220
Thrilled me-- filled me
with fantastic terrors

355
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,722
never felt before.

356
00:22:51,722 --> 00:22:53,680
So that now to still
the beating of my heart,

357
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,820
I stood repeating

358
00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:57,540
To some visitor and treating
entrance at my chamber door--

359
00:22:57,540 --> 00:23:00,260
Some late visitor entreating
entrance at my chamber door--

360
00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:02,060
This it is, and nothing more.

361
00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:04,360
Presently my
soul grew stronger,

362
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,900
hesitating then no longer;

363
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:10,260
Sir, said I or Madam, truly
your forgiveness I implore.

364
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:13,240
But the fact is I was napping,
and so gently you came rapping,

365
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,140
And so faintly you came tapping,
tapping at my chamber door

366
00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:19,580
That I scarce was sure I heard
you, here I open wide the door.

367
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,860
Darkness there
and nothing more.

368
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,140
Deep into that
darkness peering, long I

369
00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:25,880
stood there wondering, fearing,

370
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,100
Doubting, dreaming
dreams no mortal ever

371
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,080
dared to dream before.

372
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,840
But the silence was unbroken,
and the stillness gave no token.

373
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,100
And the only word there spoken
was the whispered word, Lenore.

374
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:40,300
This, I whispered, and an echo
murmured back the word, Lenore.

375
00:23:45,232 --> 00:23:46,200
Fitzi it's your line.

376
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,580
Shoot, I'm sorry.

377
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:50,860
Merely this and nothing more.

378
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:54,740
Back into the chamber, turning
all my soul within me burning.

379
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:58,300
Soon again I heard a tapping
somewhat louder than before.

380
00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:01,740
Surely, said I, surely that is
something at my window lattice.

381
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:05,300
Let me see then what there it
is and this mystery explore.

382
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:08,100
Let my heart be still a moment
and this mystery explore

383
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,300
'Tis the wind
and nothing more.

384
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,820
Open here I flung
the shutter when

385
00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:14,780
with many a flirt and flutter

386
00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:18,580
In their stepped a stately raven
of the saintly days of yore.

387
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,740
Not the least
obsidian made he, not

388
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:22,660
a minute stopped or stayed he.

389
00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:25,740
But with mine of lord or lady
perched above my chamber door,

390
00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:28,860
Perched upon a bust of Pallas
just above my chamber door.

391
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:31,420
Perched and sat
and nothing more.

392
00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:33,560
Though thy crest
be sworn and shaven.

393
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,500
Thou, I said, art
sure no craven--

394
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,780
Ghastly, grim and ancient raven
wandering from the nightly shore

395
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:41,200
Tell me what thy lordly name.

396
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,200
Fitzi, that's my line.

397
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:42,880
Oh, dang.

398
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:43,380
Sorry.

399
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:44,980
Jesus Christ.

400
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:47,700
Tell me what thy lordly name is
on the night's Plutonian shore

401
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,940
Quoth the raven, nevermore.

402
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:51,410
You got that part right.

403
00:24:51,410 --> 00:24:52,420
Levi, cut it out.

404
00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:53,700
Where was I?

405
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,040
Much I marveled--

406
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,140
Right, much I marvel
this ungainly fowl

407
00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:00,000
to hear discourse so plainly,

408
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,340
Though its answer little
meaning, little relevancy bore.

409
00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:06,220
For we cannot help agreeing
that no living human being

410
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,860
Ever yet was blessed
with seeing bird

411
00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:09,220
above his chamber door,

412
00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:11,060
Bird or beast upon
the sculptured bust

413
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:12,340
above his chamber door

414
00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:14,620
With such name as nevermore.

415
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:18,540
But the raven, sitting lonely
on the placid bust, spoke only

416
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:22,420
That one word, as if his soul
and that one word he did outpour

417
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:25,580
Nothing further than he uttered,
not a feather that he fluttered,

418
00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:27,640
Till I scarcely
more than muttered,

419
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,400
other friends have flown before.

420
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,900
On the morrow, he will leave me
as my hopes have flown before

421
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:34,940
Then the bird said nevermore.

422
00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:38,360
Startled at the stillness
broken by reply so aptly spoken,

423
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:42,220
Doubtless, said I what I utters
is its only stock and store

424
00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:45,580
Caught from some unhappy
master, whom unmerciful disaster

425
00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:47,840
Followed fast and followed
faster till his songs

426
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,860
when burdened bore

427
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:51,460
To the dirges of his hope
that melancholy burden bore

428
00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:53,340
Of never, nevermore.

429
00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:57,780
But the raven still beguiling
all my fancy into smiling

430
00:25:57,780 --> 00:26:00,840
Straight I wheeled a cushioned
seat in front of bird and bust

431
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,780
and door.

432
00:26:01,780 --> 00:26:05,220
Then upon the velvet sinking,
I betook myself to linking

433
00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:08,980
Fancy and to fancy, thinking
what this ominous bird of yore--

434
00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:11,900
What this grim, ungainly,
ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird

435
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:12,530
of yore--

436
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,530
Meant in croaking nevermore.

437
00:26:14,530 --> 00:26:16,350
This I sat
engaged in guessing,

438
00:26:16,350 --> 00:26:18,010
but no syllable expressing

439
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:22,370
To the foul whose fiery eyes
now burden into my bosom's core.

440
00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:25,610
This and more I sat divining
with my head at ease reclining

441
00:26:25,610 --> 00:26:28,930
On the cushion's velvet lining
that the lamplight gloated o'er.

442
00:26:28,930 --> 00:26:31,890
But whose velvet violet lining
with the lamplight gloating o'er

443
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,610
She shall press on nevermore.

444
00:26:34,610 --> 00:26:37,050
Then methought the
air grew denser Perfume

445
00:26:37,050 --> 00:26:38,850
from an unseen censer,

446
00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:41,010
Swung by Seraphim
whose footfalls

447
00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:42,810
tinkled on the muffled floor.

448
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:46,910
Wretch, I cried, thy God hath
lent thee by these angels

449
00:26:46,910 --> 00:26:48,290
he hath sent thee,

450
00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:53,090
Respite, respite, and nephenthe
from thy memories of Lenore.

451
00:26:53,090 --> 00:26:55,890
Quaff oh quaff
this kind nephenthe

452
00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:57,490
and forget the lost Lenore

453
00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,530
Quoth the raven, nevermore.

454
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:03,570
Prophet said I, thing of evil,
prophet still, if bird or devil,

455
00:27:03,570 --> 00:27:06,850
Whether tempter sent or whether
tempest tossed thee here ashore

456
00:27:06,850 --> 00:27:10,650
Desolate yet all undaunted
on this desert land enchanted

457
00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:13,850
On this home by horror haunted
tell me truly, I implore.

458
00:27:13,850 --> 00:27:16,450
Is there, is there in Gilead?

459
00:27:16,450 --> 00:27:18,170
Tell me, tell me, I implore

460
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,770
Quoth the raven, nevermore.

461
00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:23,570
Prophet, I said
thing of evil prophet

462
00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:25,370
still, if bird or devil--

463
00:27:25,370 --> 00:27:29,330
By that heaven that bends us
above, by that God we both adore

464
00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:33,130
Tell this soul with sorrow laden
if within the distant Aidan

465
00:27:33,130 --> 00:27:38,490
It shall clasp a sainted maiden,
whom the Angel's name Lenore.

466
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,530
Oh, you've got
to be kidding me,

467
00:27:40,530 --> 00:27:41,170
Fitzi.

468
00:27:41,170 --> 00:27:41,830
Oh, shoot.

469
00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:42,390
I'm sorry.

470
00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:43,730
Just say your damn line.

471
00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:45,770
Quoth the raven, nevermore.

472
00:27:45,770 --> 00:27:47,050
I'm sorry.

473
00:27:47,050 --> 00:27:49,630
Be that word or sign of
parting, bird or fiend,

474
00:27:49,630 --> 00:27:50,870
I shrieked up, starting.

475
00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,770
Get thee back into the tempest
and the night's Plutonian shore.

476
00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:57,510
Leave no black plume as a token
of that lie thy soul hath spoken

477
00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,190
Leave my loneliness unbroken--

478
00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,690
Quit the bust above my door.

479
00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:02,930
Take thy beak from out my
heart and take thy form

480
00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:03,970
from off my door

481
00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:06,130
Quoth the raven, nevermore.

482
00:28:06,130 --> 00:28:09,490
And the raven never flitting
still is sitting, still

483
00:28:09,490 --> 00:28:10,330
is sitting

484
00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:13,770
On the pallid bust of Pallas
just above my chamber door.

485
00:28:13,770 --> 00:28:15,970
And his eyes have
all the seeming

486
00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:17,710
of a demon that is dreaming--

487
00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:21,090
And the lamp light o'er him
streaming throws his shadows

488
00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,010
on the floor.

489
00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:26,450
And my soul from out the shadow
that lies floating on the door

490
00:28:26,450 --> 00:28:28,630
Shall be lifted nevermore

491
00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:30,106
[THUNDER]

492
00:28:30,106 --> 00:28:32,690
Shall be lifted nevermore.

493
00:28:32,690 --> 00:28:36,210
Shall be lifted nevermore.

494
00:28:36,210 --> 00:28:38,610
Shall be lifted nevermore.

495
00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:46,310
[PELTING RAIN]

496
00:28:49,670 --> 00:28:50,225
[STATIC]

497
00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:52,850
KRISPER THE CLOWN (ON TV): You
are watching the Outer Cape news

498
00:28:52,850 --> 00:28:53,390
network.

499
00:28:53,390 --> 00:28:58,210
Thank you for allowing us
into your home and your souls.

500
00:28:58,210 --> 00:28:59,650
[LAUGHS]

501
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:03,610
The friends at the Associated
Press and the national news

502
00:29:03,610 --> 00:29:09,970
network has reported that a
small and unusual earthquake

503
00:29:09,970 --> 00:29:15,070
has been tracked off the
Coast of Truro, Massachusetts.

504
00:29:15,070 --> 00:29:16,850
[LAUGHS]

505
00:29:16,850 --> 00:29:21,370
I assure you, there is no
need to panic or elevate

506
00:29:21,370 --> 00:29:22,710
your stress levels.

507
00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:28,570
Oh, the Richter scale, the
quake came in at a whopping 1.5,

508
00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:31,770
equivalent to a dump truck
speeding by your home

509
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,870
at 70 miles per hour
on a school day.

510
00:29:34,870 --> 00:29:36,330
[LAUGHS]

511
00:29:36,330 --> 00:29:37,790
Just breathe.

512
00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:40,330
Everything will be OK.

513
00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:43,263
Everything will be OK.

514
00:29:43,263 --> 00:29:46,714
[STATIC]

515
00:29:46,714 --> 00:29:49,672
[WAVES CRASHING]

516
00:29:49,672 --> 00:29:54,602
[PHONE RINGS]

517
00:29:59,050 --> 00:30:00,050
Harbor.

518
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:01,713
The harbor!

519
00:30:01,713 --> 00:30:06,170
Nah, nah, OK.

520
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:19,981
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

521
00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:25,490
Mark, not much of a
horror movie, if you ask me.

522
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:29,530
Not enough blood, not enough
gore, nudity, sex, you know,

523
00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:32,170
everything that makes
a horror movie great.

524
00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:33,670
I agree, Stephen.

525
00:30:33,670 --> 00:30:36,250
It's definitely
lacking something.

526
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,470
Well, maybe the second
act will be great.

527
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,670
And if you want to come
on my show eventually,

528
00:30:40,670 --> 00:30:41,383
just let me know.

529
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:42,550
I'll be glad to have you on.

530
00:30:45,890 --> 00:30:46,990
You were saying?

531
00:30:50,478 --> 00:30:54,462
[WAVES CRASHING]

532
00:30:55,956 --> 00:30:59,940
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

533
00:31:22,350 --> 00:31:25,836
[FIRE CRACKLES]

534
00:31:33,306 --> 00:31:36,792
[WIND BLOWS]

535
00:31:42,270 --> 00:31:45,756
[FIRE CRACKLES]

536
00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:52,728
[PAGE TURNS]

537
00:32:08,690 --> 00:32:12,130
[THUMP]

538
00:32:18,526 --> 00:32:19,510
[CRASH]

539
00:32:19,510 --> 00:32:21,970
[GROWLS]

540
00:32:21,970 --> 00:32:25,414
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

541
00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:31,050
Well, we're back.

542
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:35,730
Thank you so much to MSFTS Gym
and Yarmouthport, Massachusetts

543
00:32:35,730 --> 00:32:38,510
for sponsoring this
episode of the podcast.

544
00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:40,650
Go and check them out.

545
00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:44,930
So this month we're celebrating
local folklore, local Cape Cod

546
00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:45,810
folklore.

547
00:32:45,810 --> 00:32:48,690
Among them are the stories
of Goody Hallett and black

548
00:32:48,690 --> 00:32:50,410
Sam Bellamy.

549
00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:53,850
According to legend, Goody
Hallett and Black Sam,

550
00:32:53,850 --> 00:32:56,490
their spirits haunt
the dunes of Wellfleet.

551
00:32:56,490 --> 00:33:00,130
We've covered the local legends
of the Cooke family homestead.

552
00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:04,650
The Cooke family's patriarch,
and two sons disappeared at sea

553
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:09,210
in the early 1800s, and their
daughter Mary Cooke died in that

554
00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:10,450
home.

555
00:33:10,450 --> 00:33:13,850
Every Halloween tails of
the place being haunted

556
00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:17,510
have entertained
locals for generations.

557
00:33:17,510 --> 00:33:21,210
OK, and today's guest is Evelyn.

558
00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:23,730
Oh, Evelyn, I don't
even have a last name

559
00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:25,750
for you, let alone a title.

560
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:28,450
So what should we call you?

561
00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:31,970
We are all in grave danger.

562
00:33:31,970 --> 00:33:34,690
Great way to start off
an introduction, Evelyn.

563
00:33:34,690 --> 00:33:36,670
For those who are
local to Cape Cod,

564
00:33:36,670 --> 00:33:40,650
you might know Evelyn as
a psychic storyteller.

565
00:33:40,650 --> 00:33:43,170
Some might even call
you a soothsayer.

566
00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:48,770
So with that, what have
you got to say, soothy?

567
00:33:48,770 --> 00:33:50,310
Mock me if you must.

568
00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:52,010
But the stage has been set.

569
00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:54,970
The three sisters have
returned to the Land's End.

570
00:33:54,970 --> 00:34:00,410
These are the gray ones,
the witches, the gray.

571
00:34:00,410 --> 00:34:01,930
So kind of like
the three sisters

572
00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:04,850
lighthouses, because we did
a previous show on that topic

573
00:34:04,850 --> 00:34:08,690
about the lighthouses being
moved, stuff like that?

574
00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:12,130
The sisters are witches,
hags that share one eye

575
00:34:12,130 --> 00:34:13,830
and one tooth.

576
00:34:13,830 --> 00:34:18,449
Wow, so they should
be easy to spot, right?

577
00:34:18,449 --> 00:34:20,130
You must listen.

578
00:34:20,130 --> 00:34:23,170
They are part of the story
of what's yet to come.

579
00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:25,210
You mentioned on
your previous show

580
00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:29,730
that the two pilgrims came to
Provincetown to seek this out.

581
00:34:29,730 --> 00:34:33,409
HP Lovecraft and Edgar Allen
Poe before him, both men

582
00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:34,969
knew of the stories
and came here

583
00:34:34,969 --> 00:34:39,210
to find out that the
darkness truly existed.

584
00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:42,210
So they came to
find the darkness.

585
00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,210
Yes.

586
00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:46,530
Also known as the Black Flash.

587
00:34:46,530 --> 00:34:49,690
Did you say Black Flash?

588
00:34:49,690 --> 00:34:51,929
They both came to document
their investigations

589
00:34:51,929 --> 00:34:54,050
on the truth of the Black Flash.

590
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,889
Both failed, and
in return became

591
00:34:55,889 --> 00:34:58,810
the Black Flash, which has
haunted the townspeople

592
00:34:58,810 --> 00:35:00,210
for generations.

593
00:35:00,210 --> 00:35:01,950
If the signs all
read to be true,

594
00:35:01,950 --> 00:35:05,770
the Black Flash will
return to reign supreme.

595
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:09,370
Are you saying that the legend
of the Black Flash on the Cape

596
00:35:09,370 --> 00:35:13,530
are the spirits of Edgar
Allen Poe and HP Lovecraft?

597
00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:15,970
The Black Flash is
a ghost, and an ghost

598
00:35:15,970 --> 00:35:18,810
is nothing more than
unfinished business.

599
00:35:18,810 --> 00:35:21,770
The darkness has returned in
the unfinished evil spirit

600
00:35:21,770 --> 00:35:24,690
of Lovecraft and Poe.

601
00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:27,710
Ugh, I'm going to have to call
bullshit out on you, Evelyn.

602
00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:28,370
Sorry.

603
00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:30,850
You see, the legends of
the Black Flash started

604
00:35:30,850 --> 00:35:32,770
in the 1930s.

605
00:35:32,770 --> 00:35:35,610
Poe visited here over
100 years prior to that.

606
00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:39,610
And as for Lovecraft, the
only thing he did in this town

607
00:35:39,610 --> 00:35:42,700
was walk around.

608
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:45,890
EVELYN: No, he did more
than just walk around.

609
00:35:45,890 --> 00:35:47,530
No, I disagree.

610
00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:51,490
He came here and did
nothing but walk around.

611
00:35:51,490 --> 00:35:53,890
Look, you're being
a little hostile.

612
00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:55,930
I came here on your
program to warn

613
00:35:55,930 --> 00:36:00,330
your audience that shit is going
to hit the fan pretty soon.

614
00:36:00,330 --> 00:36:03,610
The Black Flash was
folklore that came over here

615
00:36:03,610 --> 00:36:06,970
from England, nothing more.

616
00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:09,290
Nevermore.

617
00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:12,410
What?

618
00:36:12,410 --> 00:36:14,290
Cape Cod will be
completely underwater

619
00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:17,196
by the end of this week.

620
00:36:17,196 --> 00:36:20,470
OK, and how's Lovecraft
going to do this,

621
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:22,770
with help from Cthulhu?

622
00:36:22,770 --> 00:36:25,760
Don't say his name.

623
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,730
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

624
00:36:31,205 --> 00:36:34,670
[WATER RUNNING]

625
00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:38,135
[SHAKING]

626
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,080
EVELYN (VOICEOVER): The
sisters are witches.

627
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,240
Hags that share
one eye one tooth.

628
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:07,736
[TRIBAL MUSIC]

629
00:37:13,724 --> 00:37:17,716
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

630
00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:37,177
[LIGHTNING AND THUNDER]

631
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:09,113
[WAVES CRASHING]

632
00:38:09,113 --> 00:38:12,600
Excuse me, could you direct
me to Spiritus Pizza, please?

633
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,220
Sure, it's down commercial
street on your right.

634
00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:16,220
OK, thanks.

635
00:38:20,344 --> 00:38:22,618
What the fuck?

636
00:38:22,618 --> 00:38:25,606
[YELLS]

637
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,244
Are you Frankenstein?

638
00:38:32,244 --> 00:38:33,148
No.

639
00:38:33,148 --> 00:38:37,100
Me Frankenstein monster.

640
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:37,600
OK.

641
00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:47,800
Five large pizzas,
a TV, a case of beer,

642
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,460
and a large box of tampons,
extra small, is that right?

643
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:52,740
Only one way to find out.

644
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,700
Soon there will be no
more time to breathe.

645
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,020
Hey, guys.

646
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:08,780
I'm back.

647
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:13,796
The pizza shop is closed, but
I picked up this cool art.

648
00:39:13,796 --> 00:39:20,160
[MUSIC PLAYING]

649
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,200
You bought a TV?

650
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,600
With cable.

651
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,040
And where did you get pizza?

652
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,700
Levi ordered it with
the television and beer.

653
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,180
Levi, we're here to
rehearse, not get drunk.

654
00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:37,760
Oh, God, I'm so sick of
hearing about rehearsing.

655
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,740
We're on spring break.

656
00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:39,900
Why can't we do both?

657
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:42,840
Let's celebrate the fact that
we're out here on spring break.

658
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,540
Because Fitzi can't hold
her liquor and you're a drunk.

659
00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:46,300
I'm not a drunk.

660
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,500
I like to have a few drinks,
pass out on occasion,

661
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,976
and wake up from having good
sex with the delivery man.

662
00:39:51,976 --> 00:39:54,784
[ZIPPER]

663
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:02,144
You girls enjoy your break,
and thanks for the coffee.

664
00:40:02,144 --> 00:40:05,588
[MUSIC PLAYING]

665
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,460
SARAH: Oh my God, Levi.

666
00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:12,960
LEVI: What?

667
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,880
He's old enough
to be your dad.

668
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,780
Mine too.

669
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,460
First of all, I'm
on spring break.

670
00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:18,620
Second, it's too cold
outside to do anything else.

671
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:20,003
And third, this sucks.

672
00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:22,420
Well, then maybe you should
take a bus back to the city.

673
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,720
Or maybe you can catch a
ride with your salty daddy.

674
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:25,840
Look, bitch.

675
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,760
Stop fighting, please!

676
00:40:34,898 --> 00:40:35,440
SARAH: Great.

677
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,100
Look what you did.

678
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,140
I didn't do anything.

679
00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:38,360
You started it.

680
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,050
What if she wanders
too far and gets

681
00:40:40,050 --> 00:40:42,300
lost and doesn't remember
what the cottage looks like?

682
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,467
We're surrounded by water.

683
00:40:43,467 --> 00:40:44,800
How far can she go?

684
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,600
Oh, my God, she can't swim.

685
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,240
Fitzi!

686
00:40:58,927 --> 00:41:00,260
We should have gone to Cancun.

687
00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:06,640
[MUSIC PLAYING]

688
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,600
This may be my final
video log before the end.

689
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,960
The witches have returned
to the province lands.

690
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:27,040
The spirit of Lovecraft is
stronger than it has ever been.

691
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,200
Soon, the high priestess
of the great old ones,

692
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:35,520
the sleeper of Aria, the great
dreamer, the slumbering one,

693
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,640
the great old one, will
finally emerge from his sleep

694
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,240
and fall upon us.

695
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,620
I wait here in the
dunes for a sign.

696
00:41:47,054 --> 00:41:50,477
[GROWLS]

697
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:03,800
Fitzi?

698
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,020
Fitz?

699
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:24,800
Fitzi!

700
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,020
Fitz!

701
00:42:40,945 --> 00:42:44,410
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

702
00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:55,320
[BIRD CAWS]

703
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,400
And the raven, never
flitting Still is sitting,

704
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,200
still is sitting

705
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,680
On the pallid bust of Pallas
just above my chamber door.

706
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,600
And his eyes have
all the seeming

707
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,600
of a demon's that is dreaming

708
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,600
And the lamplight
O'er him streaming

709
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,160
throws his shadow on the floor

710
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,640
And my soul from out that shadow
that lies floating on the floor,

711
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,260
Shall be lifted nevermore.

712
00:43:22,742 --> 00:43:26,221
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

713
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,880
Sarah?

714
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,880
Hello?

715
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:17,440
Levi?

716
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,460
Is anyone there?

717
00:44:24,445 --> 00:44:27,427
[WIND BLOWS]

718
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:57,180
Ladies and gentlemen,
"Cake Boss" by Exentric.

719
00:44:57,180 --> 00:45:01,140
[EXENTRIC, "CAKE BOSS"]

720
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,860
Man doesn't anyone
have good shit anymore?

721
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:09,520
I might know this one guy.

722
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:10,740
Who is it?

723
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:12,407
(RAPPING) They call
him the Cake Boss.

724
00:45:12,407 --> 00:45:14,000
I heard he delivers
like Mr. Beast

725
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,440
Legend has it that his
lines will hit you harder

726
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:17,510
than 10 tabs of acid

727
00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:20,780
Leave you on your ass if you
tripped before doing a back flip

728
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:22,420
He's higher than
the average primate

729
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,420
The rap ceiling is
bigger than the Amazon

730
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:27,560
A giant Calvin Harris and
gorilla with the tactics

731
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,460
Seals Team Six status Like magic

732
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,080
He's bound to
switch on the assets

733
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,270
Natural like Imagine
Dragons in the sky

734
00:45:33,270 --> 00:45:34,520
So it's no wonder why his head

735
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,440
Is in the clouds
when he's rapping,

736
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,720
But he's still tackling
the tracks like Usain

737
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:39,760
Popping pharmacy speed

738
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,160
Livin' faster than Barry Allen

739
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,980
Brings a crossbow with lyrical
bolts and emotions held back.

740
00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:47,080
It's probably best not to be
in his vision when he snaps

741
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,980
But even on his game
he isn't playing

742
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,420
He never aimed for attention
and didn't do it for cash

743
00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:52,560
Any questions being asked

744
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,070
Since he's seen his fat
ex just shake her titties

745
00:45:55,070 --> 00:45:57,040
And gain millions in
followers in a flash

746
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,740
So he stays busy
till the day ends

747
00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:00,480
Anyway and all he's
got his inspiration

748
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,940
Whenever the beats banging

749
00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:04,240
But his mind keeps on
straying off into outer space

750
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:06,972
And he wonders if it would be
the same without his medications

751
00:46:06,972 --> 00:46:08,680
Life's a trip so he
packed for a vacation

752
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,680
And booked a plane
cause he's only got one

753
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,420
And ain't trying to
waste it on Facebook

754
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:14,680
Scrolling social media in
the name of staying active

755
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,580
While life passes him
by like the far side

756
00:46:16,580 --> 00:46:17,580
It's like he's trapped

757
00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:18,500
Trapped in the matrix

758
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:19,900
Trying to find a
way to escape it

759
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:20,820
Yet the more he tries

760
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,600
The more it looks like
he'll never make it

761
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:23,840
He's grateful for music

762
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,060
It's all he could relate with

763
00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:26,480
But there's nothing
for him in this world

764
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:27,740
that he was ever great at

765
00:46:27,740 --> 00:46:28,620
And he can't take it

766
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:29,838
He's motivated but frustrated

767
00:46:29,838 --> 00:46:31,880
Anxious till the point
where he can't concentrate

768
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,040
For Christ's sake, they
fed him amphetamines

769
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,380
And now tell them hit the brakes

770
00:46:35,380 --> 00:46:35,900
But he can't

771
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:38,460
He hits light speed and
blasts off into space

772
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:39,220
You can't stop him

773
00:46:39,220 --> 00:46:40,120
It's jaw dropping

774
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,400
The way he tops it off

775
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,335
Like the Cake Boss
with the frosting

776
00:46:43,335 --> 00:46:44,460
Coughing cause he's so sick

777
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,752
Proceed with caution live COVID

778
00:46:45,752 --> 00:46:46,940
A beast with so many bars

779
00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:48,700
To not spit would be exhausting

780
00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:49,660
You can't stop him

781
00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:50,440
It's jaw dropping

782
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,820
The way he tops it off

783
00:46:51,820 --> 00:46:53,655
Like the Cake Boss
with the frosting

784
00:46:53,655 --> 00:46:54,780
Coughing cause he's so sick

785
00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:56,072
Proceed with caution like COVID

786
00:46:56,072 --> 00:46:57,260
A beast with so many bars

787
00:46:57,260 --> 00:46:59,060
To not spit would be exhausting

788
00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:01,380
He spaces out Distance
and overthinking

789
00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:02,660
They almost made him a victim

790
00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:03,780
But he became the villain

791
00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:05,100
They couldn't stop the reaction

792
00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:06,320
Like a tower bomb dropping

793
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,640
When he went ballistic on him

794
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,182
And hit him back with precision

795
00:47:09,182 --> 00:47:11,640
Haters, I'm shining until they
tried to steal the star dust

796
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:12,900
And still waste their
time complaining

797
00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:14,140
Wondering why they don't got it

798
00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:16,560
Even blindfolded, he'll beat
them jackasses like a pinata

799
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,940
While he's pulling raps
out his hat like magic

800
00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:19,480
Ta-dah!

801
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,700
Beast mode, if life's a game

802
00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:22,040
Spitting gas is his cheat codes

803
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,060
To defeat those pricks

804
00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:24,420
Sticking it to them every week

805
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:25,500
So he just keeps going

806
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:27,160
Picking them off
like he's Pedico

807
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,940
Chewing em up and
ripping em into pieces

808
00:47:28,940 --> 00:47:30,980
So there's definitely
no way you can stop em

809
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:33,030
It's jaw dropping the
way he tops it off

810
00:47:33,030 --> 00:47:34,950
Like the Cake Boss
with the frosting

811
00:47:34,950 --> 00:47:36,130
Coughing cause he's so sick

812
00:47:36,130 --> 00:47:37,422
Proceed with caution live COVID

813
00:47:37,422 --> 00:47:38,610
A beast with so many bars

814
00:47:38,610 --> 00:47:40,370
To not spit would
it be exhausting

815
00:47:40,370 --> 00:47:41,330
You can't stop em

816
00:47:41,330 --> 00:47:43,370
It's jaw dropping the
way he tops it off

817
00:47:43,370 --> 00:47:45,230
Like the Cake Boss
with the frosting

818
00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:46,370
Coughing cause he's so sick

819
00:47:46,370 --> 00:47:47,662
Proceed with caution live COVID

820
00:47:47,662 --> 00:47:48,850
A beast with so many bars

821
00:47:48,850 --> 00:47:50,490
To not spit would
it be exhausting

822
00:47:50,490 --> 00:47:52,910
Well, shit hit him.

823
00:47:52,910 --> 00:47:55,950
Oh, actually, he's not
taking any calls at the moment.

824
00:47:55,950 --> 00:47:59,410
But what the fuck.

825
00:47:59,410 --> 00:47:59,910
Wow.

826
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:07,390
Sometimes the
pain is unbearable.

827
00:48:07,390 --> 00:48:13,190
Almost nobody dances sober
unless they happen to be insane.

828
00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:15,964
Oh, fuck.

829
00:48:15,964 --> 00:48:19,450
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

830
00:49:33,154 --> 00:49:34,648
[SCREAMS]

831
00:49:34,648 --> 00:49:37,138
[THUNK]

832
00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:55,066
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

833
00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:03,230
NARRATOR: I have seen
the dark universe yawn

834
00:50:03,230 --> 00:50:05,710
Where the black planets
roll without aim

835
00:50:05,710 --> 00:50:09,550
Where they roll in
their horror unheeded

836
00:50:09,550 --> 00:50:13,830
Without knowledge
or luster or name.

837
00:50:13,830 --> 00:50:18,750
Hello world and welcome
to In My Footsteps podcast.

838
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:21,350
I am Christopher
Setterlund, coming to you

839
00:50:21,350 --> 00:50:23,790
from the vacation
destination known

840
00:50:23,790 --> 00:50:26,350
as Cape Cod, Massachusetts.

841
00:50:26,350 --> 00:50:29,270
All right, so we got a
great show this week.

842
00:50:29,270 --> 00:50:33,190
I'm going to try to
wash the sour taste out

843
00:50:33,190 --> 00:50:37,350
of my mouth of the debacle of
the last episode with Evelyn.

844
00:50:37,350 --> 00:50:40,190
She was not the greatest guest.

845
00:50:40,190 --> 00:50:41,750
Before we get
there, the way we're

846
00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:44,950
going to wash the horrible
taste out of our mouth

847
00:50:44,950 --> 00:50:47,190
is with some great food.

848
00:50:47,190 --> 00:50:51,590
Sponsor of this week's episode,
Kiki's Cape Cod kitchen.

849
00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:55,990
Cape Cod cuisine with a Cape
Verdean, a Portuguese type

850
00:50:55,990 --> 00:50:57,370
of flair to it.

851
00:50:57,370 --> 00:51:01,390
You can get this everywhere,
Barnes and Noble, Amazon.

852
00:51:01,390 --> 00:51:04,210
I'm going to make some great
food after this episode,

853
00:51:04,210 --> 00:51:06,870
and try to wash the
horrible taste out

854
00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:09,350
of my mouth from
last week's show.

855
00:51:09,350 --> 00:51:11,630
In our last episode, we
talked about the films

856
00:51:11,630 --> 00:51:13,150
of Victor Franco.

857
00:51:13,150 --> 00:51:17,750
We talked about his films,
Killer Campout, Hecatomb,

858
00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:19,990
and his Opus Solitaire.

859
00:51:19,990 --> 00:51:22,550
Now I want to focus
on his later works

860
00:51:22,550 --> 00:51:24,490
in the world of documentaries.

861
00:51:27,435 --> 00:51:30,369
[STATIC]

862
00:51:35,742 --> 00:51:36,450
Sorry about that.

863
00:51:36,450 --> 00:51:39,630
We'll edit that out after.

864
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,870
So I've got some props here.

865
00:51:41,870 --> 00:51:45,410
I got this from Cape Hook
designs, another good friend,

866
00:51:45,410 --> 00:51:46,650
another good sponsor.

867
00:51:49,710 --> 00:51:53,510
Out of all the documentaries
to come out on Cape Cod,

868
00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:57,430
one needs to ask the question
of how pivotal this film was

869
00:51:57,430 --> 00:52:01,030
for investigation and solving
the oldest unsolved murder

870
00:52:01,030 --> 00:52:04,410
mystery on Cape Cod,
nearly five decades.

871
00:52:04,410 --> 00:52:06,630
The Lady of the Dunes.

872
00:52:06,630 --> 00:52:10,470
Now, many will argue--

873
00:52:10,470 --> 00:52:13,830
[MOANS]

874
00:52:18,630 --> 00:52:21,950
I'll edit that out after.

875
00:52:21,950 --> 00:52:28,950
Anyway, The book I wrote
based on the investigation

876
00:52:28,950 --> 00:52:32,024
and the filming of--

877
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:35,006
[SCRATCHING]

878
00:52:54,390 --> 00:52:57,154
[GROWLS]

879
00:52:57,154 --> 00:53:00,556
[STATIC]

880
00:53:09,310 --> 00:53:10,090
Fitzi!

881
00:53:22,566 --> 00:53:26,059
[MUSIC PLAYING]

882
00:53:42,027 --> 00:53:45,520
[HEAVY BREATHING]

883
00:54:46,398 --> 00:54:49,891
[SHOWER RUNNING]

884
00:54:57,376 --> 00:55:01,368
[HEAVY BREATHING]

885
00:55:47,070 --> 00:55:49,310
Hello?

886
00:55:49,310 --> 00:55:51,830
Who's there?

887
00:55:51,830 --> 00:55:53,630
Sarah?

888
00:55:53,630 --> 00:55:54,290
Fitzi?

889
00:56:06,150 --> 00:56:06,830
Salty?

890
00:56:11,776 --> 00:56:15,728
[HEAVY BREATHING]

891
00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,644
[GASP]

892
00:56:22,644 --> 00:56:25,608
[MULTIPLE STABS]

893
00:56:37,470 --> 00:56:38,210
Hey, guys.

894
00:56:38,210 --> 00:56:38,890
I'm back!

895
00:56:42,834 --> 00:56:46,278
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

896
00:56:50,710 --> 00:56:53,630
Hello?

897
00:56:53,630 --> 00:56:55,630
Fitzi?

898
00:56:55,630 --> 00:56:56,270
Levi?

899
00:57:10,054 --> 00:57:13,990
[LIGHTNING AND THUNDER]

900
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:23,600
Levi?

901
00:57:27,579 --> 00:57:31,058
[GASPS]

902
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,620
Who are you?

903
00:57:43,620 --> 00:57:46,080
I am Providence.

904
00:57:50,260 --> 00:57:52,720
I am Providence.

905
00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:59,340
I am Providence.

906
00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:04,440
But you are in
Provincetown now.

907
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,080
Providence nevermore.

908
00:58:11,540 --> 00:58:15,620
The world is indeed comic.

909
00:58:15,620 --> 00:58:19,980
There the traveler is aghast.

910
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:25,220
The oldest and strongest
emotion of mankind is fear.

911
00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:32,620
The oldest and strongest kind
of fear is fear of the unknown.

912
00:58:32,620 --> 00:58:34,120
Choose your weapon.

913
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:40,760
ANNOUNCER: It's boxing
night on Cape Cod.

914
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,340
Good evening, everybody,
and welcome to the fight

915
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:46,860
of the century between two
literary legends of the 19th

916
00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:48,580
and 20th century.

917
00:58:48,580 --> 00:58:51,540
This is going to be
a match for the ages.

918
00:58:51,540 --> 00:58:57,540
HP Lovecraft, record
0-0-0, height 5' 10",

919
00:58:57,540 --> 00:59:01,340
weight 200 pounds,
dead 89 years.

920
00:59:01,340 --> 00:59:03,700
Title, Father of Cosmic Horror.

921
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:04,580
[BELL]

922
00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:10,980
Edgar Allen Poe, record 0-0-0,
Height 5' 8'', weight 140

923
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:15,100
pounds, dead 177 years.

924
00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:19,060
Title, Father of
the Detective Story.

925
00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:22,500
As you can see, the scorecard
shows both writers even

926
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:24,780
with professional matches.

927
00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:27,840
Lovecraft does hold an advantage
in both weight and height.

928
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,460
While Poe has been among
the dead for almost

929
00:59:30,460 --> 00:59:33,460
an entire century
longer than Lovecraft.

930
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:36,780
The father of the modern day
horror and science fiction

931
00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:39,860
faces off with the father
of the detective story.

932
00:59:39,860 --> 00:59:42,100
This one is going
to be for the ages.

933
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,060
It's fight night.

934
00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:45,539
[BELLS]

935
00:59:45,539 --> 00:59:47,511
[PUNCHES]

936
00:59:47,511 --> 00:59:49,976
[CHEERS]

937
00:59:49,976 --> 00:59:52,441
[PUNCHES]

938
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,660
Oh, that had to hurt.

939
00:59:57,660 --> 01:00:01,020
If the past is a pebble in my
shoe, that punch to the face

940
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:03,620
was the future
rock to the skull.

941
01:00:03,620 --> 01:00:06,115
[CHEERS]

942
01:00:06,115 --> 01:00:09,608
[LIGHTNING]

943
01:00:09,608 --> 01:00:13,600
[GROWLS]

944
01:00:15,596 --> 01:00:18,091
[PUNCHES]

945
01:00:18,091 --> 01:00:21,085
[CHEERS]

946
01:00:21,085 --> 01:00:24,079
[PUNCHES]

947
01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:27,572
[LIGHTNING AND THUNDER]

948
01:00:27,572 --> 01:00:31,564
[WIND BLOWING]

949
01:00:31,564 --> 01:00:34,059
[WAVES CRASHING]

950
01:00:34,059 --> 01:00:37,053
[GROWLS]

951
01:00:37,053 --> 01:00:39,049
[CHEERS]

952
01:00:39,049 --> 01:00:42,542
[PUNCHES]

953
01:00:42,542 --> 01:00:45,037
[GRUNTS]

954
01:00:45,037 --> 01:00:47,033
[PUNCHES]

955
01:00:47,033 --> 01:00:50,027
[CHEERS]

956
01:00:50,027 --> 01:00:53,520
[LIGHTNING AND THUNDER]

957
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,013
[WIND BLOWING]

958
01:00:57,013 --> 01:00:59,009
[WAVES CRASHING]

959
01:00:59,009 --> 01:01:01,950
[CHEERS]

960
01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:06,200
[PUNCHES]

961
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:07,100
Wow!

962
01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:10,740
That last punch was so large
it was cyclopean to the 10th

963
01:01:10,740 --> 01:01:12,888
degree.

964
01:01:12,888 --> 01:01:15,852
[CHEERS]

965
01:01:19,310 --> 01:01:22,274
[WAVES CRASHING]

966
01:01:25,238 --> 01:01:28,696
[THUNDER]

967
01:01:31,166 --> 01:01:34,624
[GROWLS]

968
01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:40,700
KRISPER THE CLOWN (ON TV): Oh,
this is an Outer Cape breaking

969
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:43,240
news report.

970
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:43,972
[LAUGHS]

971
01:01:43,972 --> 01:01:46,620
Good evening, and
thank you for giving us

972
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:50,580
a moment of your busy time.

973
01:01:50,580 --> 01:01:55,740
The national news broadcast has
reported that a magnitude 5.7

974
01:01:55,740 --> 01:01:59,980
earthquake has struck off the
shores of the outermost cape

975
01:01:59,980 --> 01:02:03,860
region, ooh, causing
the guaranteed

976
01:02:03,860 --> 01:02:07,500
potential of a typhoon which
will be hitting the entire cape

977
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:10,820
region any minute now.

978
01:02:10,820 --> 01:02:14,580
The National Guard has also
reported that the temperature

979
01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:18,220
has dropped to an
earth-shattering negative 10

980
01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:21,900
degrees below 0, which a
spokesperson for the Catholic

981
01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:26,486
Church has gone on the record
to report that this is a sign--

982
01:02:26,486 --> 01:02:32,260
ooh-- of the end of days, and
that humanity is totally fucked.

983
01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:33,751
[LAUGHS]

984
01:02:33,751 --> 01:02:36,733
[STATIC]

985
01:02:37,727 --> 01:02:41,703
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

986
01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:51,146
[PHONE RINGS]

987
01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:58,860
Harbor.

988
01:03:10,257 --> 01:03:12,245
[LIGHTNING AND THUNDER]

989
01:03:12,245 --> 01:03:15,227
[CREEPY MUSIC]

990
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:30,560
Poor soul.

991
01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:36,439
Even death may die.

992
01:03:36,439 --> 01:03:38,435
[CHEERS]

993
01:03:38,435 --> 01:03:41,928
[BELL]

994
01:03:45,421 --> 01:03:48,415
[GROWLS]

995
01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:05,100
Then what?

996
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:05,820
What?

997
01:04:05,820 --> 01:04:07,540
Then what happened?

998
01:04:07,540 --> 01:04:10,860
Cthulhu rises from the ocean
and you're standing on the beach

999
01:04:10,860 --> 01:04:13,060
staring at him?

1000
01:04:13,060 --> 01:04:15,500
What happens next?

1001
01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:17,960
Oh, Cthulhu sank
back into the ocean,

1002
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,260
it stopped snowing
and everything else.

1003
01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:24,340
And what the hell happened
to Lovecraft and Poe?

1004
01:04:24,340 --> 01:04:25,440
No idea, actually.

1005
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:27,300
I'm not sure about that.

1006
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:30,753
Well, that's kind
of an abrupt ending.

1007
01:04:30,753 --> 01:04:32,420
Well, do you like
the pitch, at least?

1008
01:04:32,420 --> 01:04:35,340
I think it could be made into a
good manuscript and even better

1009
01:04:35,340 --> 01:04:36,460
movie.

1010
01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:42,020
Well, yeah, I'll make the
movie, but the ending sucks.

1011
01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:43,940
What do you mean,
the ending sucks?

1012
01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:46,180
Look, there's movies
with good endings

1013
01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:49,500
and there's movies
with bad endings.

1014
01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:51,340
And my ending sucks?

1015
01:04:51,340 --> 01:04:52,860
Exactly.

1016
01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:56,560
The ending of a movie needs
to be a shock or a surprise,

1017
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,780
but never, ever boring.

1018
01:04:59,780 --> 01:05:01,420
Can you give me an example?

1019
01:05:01,420 --> 01:05:02,820
Sure.

1020
01:05:02,820 --> 01:05:04,660
How's this for a good ending?

1021
01:05:09,136 --> 01:05:12,615
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

1022
01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:29,000
NARRATOR: Lonely and sad

1023
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,240
A Specter glides along aisles

1024
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:36,380
Where of old is
living footsteps fell

1025
01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:39,140
No common glances discern him

1026
01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:42,780
Though his song peals
down through time

1027
01:05:42,780 --> 01:05:45,780
With a mysterious spell

1028
01:05:45,780 --> 01:05:49,660
Eternal brood the
shadow on this ground

1029
01:05:49,660 --> 01:05:54,020
Dreaming of centuries
that have gone before.

1030
01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:59,740
Great Elms rise solemnly
by slab and mound

1031
01:05:59,740 --> 01:06:04,380
Arched high above a
hidden world of yore

1032
01:06:04,380 --> 01:06:08,740
Round all the scene a
light of memory plays

1033
01:06:08,740 --> 01:06:13,980
And dead leaves whisper
of departed days

1034
01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:20,420
Longing for sights and
sounds that are no more.

1035
01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:23,600
Only the dew whose
sorcery secret

1036
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:32,736
know the spy admits these
tombs, the shadow of Poe.

1037
01:06:32,736 --> 01:06:36,229
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

1038
01:11:35,770 --> 01:11:39,810
Yo mark, it's me, the
great pretender, Mike Kunda.

1039
01:11:39,810 --> 01:11:43,930
I gotta tell you,
that's one weird movie,

1040
01:11:43,930 --> 01:11:46,930
but I loved it, weird and fun.

1041
01:11:46,930 --> 01:11:49,890
You know, like the
original Willy Wonka?

1042
01:11:49,890 --> 01:11:53,650
And, yo, what a hell
of a boxing match.

1043
01:11:53,650 --> 01:11:59,090
I mean, not as good as me in
the ring, but hey, who is?

1044
01:11:59,090 --> 01:12:01,570
You want to make a real
movie with a real pretender?

1045
01:12:01,570 --> 01:12:03,450
Come on down to Philly.

1046
01:12:03,450 --> 01:12:07,550
I'll take you on my Rocky tour
experience chasing chickens,

1047
01:12:07,550 --> 01:12:12,690
punching frozen beef, and a
climactic run up the steps.

1048
01:12:12,690 --> 01:12:16,450
And of course, don't forget a
blessing from Father Carmine.

1049
01:12:16,450 --> 01:12:22,450
Then get you, my friend,
a real Philly cheesesteak.

1050
01:12:22,450 --> 01:12:23,850
You know what I'm saying?

1051
01:12:23,850 --> 01:12:27,170
Until then, keep punching, Mark.

1052
01:12:27,170 --> 01:12:29,610
I'll see you at the movies.

1053
01:12:29,610 --> 01:12:33,260
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